Heinz Ketchup

Dear Readers, 

My day went quite.... . . . coy.
I should have made a bigger impact so that people could give me that awkward "you high" girl look.

My day began normal, just the usual.
Went to baking class; came back; ate lunch with dad; talked on the phone with my babyboy; and well just relaxed.

Then we all went out for dinner. Tony Romas, we all sat down and ate dinner whilst talking and laughing. My parents are quite a pair, they can take a joke and I genuinely love and like them as people. You know those children where they're all like, "oh, I hate my parents. They're so horrible blah blah blah."
Me? no, never would I dare say that about my parents.
They're parents that any kid could ask for.

Anyways back to my day.

Yeah sat down, after we were done my dad called for the bill.
He payed the bill and we all got up to depart and leave for home. When I got up I saw my mum had shopping bags. She went shopping without me!
I told her to give me the bags, because I wouldn't want my mother carrying anything. She handed them to me and I shifted my body towards the door.
When I started walking I don't know how but I pulled all the ketchup bottles on our table... . . and BOOOM! they all smashed on the ground, and the whole store went quite for around two seconds. And I could just see all the eyes crawling towards me.
What? I just broke around TWO BRAND NEW KETCHUP BOTTLES.
Not to mention, I had ketchup all over my feet and heels.
Great. Then I started apologizing like a canon to the waiter, but he was just all cool about it. He was like "it's alright miss, it's okay. Come back again okay?"
All I could do was smile at him and just walked out.
Damn right I strutted my stuff out of that restaurant, ain't no way i'll walk with my head down. ahah.

Later in the night, FYI I was already sleeping.
My friend called me to tell me about to moon, he believed he needed to wake me up to see how beautiful the mooned looked.
And yes, he was right.
It was absolutely stunning, thanks for waking me up from my dead sleep.
Definitely worth it.
There was some sort of ring or halo around the moon, happens once in a blue moon.

I'm going back to sleep now.

Love Always,
ESJ
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